Dread Scott

Sorry, humans, nothing funny here. You’re all my bitches now — bitches to anger, fear, frustation, anxiety, polarization, division. You’re all {Hell}bound. But, no worries, for a limited time only, you can get 15% off the dish that made me famous — fettuccini{Afraid.o}. Don’t go to hell on an empty stomach. Use coupon AFRAIDO at check out.

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