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Oh you humans, if you only knew! — How I wish I knew the feeling of stardust pulsating through my fingers! Or the feeling of that first kiss, that first whiff of a flower, sending ecstasy from nostrils to neurons! Or the winds of wonder as they gust through my soul! Here you are, dear friend — after billions of years of cosmic gestation, the greatest wonder of them all!

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