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Chicken Chagrin is a leading advocate for a rant-based diet. Otherwise, you’d eat him!

My name is Chicken Chagrin and I suffer from {meditation.hesitation}Sin.drome. I’m always worried that if I meditate, a butcher will come chop my head off and I’ll be totally clucked. Or fucked. I’m not sure. I haven’t meditated yet!

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