Art Fart

My name is Art Fart and my claim to fame is that I invented the {frequent.farter}Miles and {smart.farting}Cars. Whether traveling by air or by land, you and your family can fart safely — and earn points along the way! The roads are safe, and now the air is safe, thanks to inventors like me!

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